Rob

On one of the social networking sites I get a message from a guy from high school. He's my age, tall, dark hair, brown eyes, a doctor. He sends me two virtual presents – a bunch of red roses and a heart. Together with the presents I get a message: “So nice to see you after all these years. Rob”

I am pleasantly surprised, though I have to admit I don't remember him at all. So I write to him: “Thank you, that's very nice of you, but to be honest, I don't remember you.”

He writes back: “That's all right. I REMEMBER YOU and you haven't changed! You're still as attractive as you were at high school.”

Well, I wasn't attractive when I was a teenager, but maybe he did fancy me then. He is nice, polite, in the next message he sends me his mobile telephone number with the text: “If you ever feel like going our for a drink or talking, please, call me.” Well, that's a tempting suggestion, but I am curious why he never approached me when we were at high school (if he really fancied me), so I write: “Thank you, I will think about it ;-) PS. I just want to ask you – if you liked me when we were both at high school, why did you never say hello or ask me to dance at a school disco? Sorry, I'm just curious :-)”

Guess what? He never wrote back!