One day I log into my account and I see 17 new e-mails. I haven't visited the site for a week, so there is nothing suspicious about it, but I start to have doubts after reading a few of the messages. Some of them seem genuine: “How are you?”, “Hi, what's your name?”, “I like your smile, can we get to know each other better?” etc. There are also a few longer and nicer ones. A 42-year-old Adam from New York (smart, handsome) writes: “I see you haven't logged in in a while. I was wondering if you found someone? Or were still looking? Are you interested in having kids at all, since you don't have any? Thanks. Adam” Hmm, I think I'm gonna reply to this e-mail. I am also going to write back to Eduardo, a 41-year-old bloke from South America. I like his message, though it sounds a bit weird: “Well, I love blondes but what caught my attention is your incredible smile (let me add that you are really beautiful so I feel honoured by receiving your short note). Do you like my profile? I think you are cute, I read your profile twice and so many things come to my mind: if you like hot and sunny places... perfect! Have you been to the Caribbean? (unfortunately – no) Consider me a new good friend here. Just to start; you will enjoy it; I'll take care of it. I believe the world is getting smaller every day so we are not so far from each other. Hope to hear from you soon. Eduardo”
The problem is I have never sent him a note!
There are more strange e-mails. A 37-year-old hunk from Dubai writes: “Nice to meet you. How are you? Sure sweety! What you have in mind?” What do I have in mind? I've never e-mailed him!
A 32-year-old guy (blue eyes & a gorgeous smile) from Poland says: “I am not aware of that, but it doesn't matter whether you're a blonde, a brunette or a red head. Regards. James” What the hell's going on???
A 38-year-old New Yorker writes: “LOL, Well, yes. I am one of them. Good to meet you. Tim” One of who???
Ben from Canada (43, dark hair, tall, handsome) says: “Of course we do ;-) My name is Ben. Nice to meet you”. Of course we do what??? Is it some kind of a riddle?
I get 2 messages from British blokes. One is very short (and mysterious): “For sure!” Another one is a bit longer. A 32-year-old Ethan (blond hair, blue eyes, really cute) writes: “Hello :-) Welcome. What a great smile! Thanks for your e-mail. Hope we'll talk again soon. Ethan” Talk again? I've never sent him any messages!
I look at the subjects of these messages and I can see most of them say: RE: Do gentlemen...?
Ahhh, I finally get it! In January I wrote a message to one guy with the subject: Do gentlemen prefer blondes? It looks like most of the e-mails I have received recently were replies to that message. The only problem is I have not sent any e-mails to any of these guys! The guys seem nice, genuine, most definitely real. It's just a shame they replied to an e-mail I did not sent. On the other hand – does it matter?
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