Ravi

Another story about 'an old friend'. This time I get a message on my Facebook profile: “Hi, remember me?”

Actually, I don't. I look at the guy's photo, but his face doesn't ring a bell. Oh well, maybe we used to work together for brief time or we met at a party? I reply: “Hi. Sorry, but not really. Maybe I have a very short memory?” He answers: “It's OK, Jenny, it happens. Busy world”

I start to think I have actually never met him so I write: “So, refresh my memory: Did we use to work together in London?” Read his reply: “Even I don't remember the time, but yes we met there” Now I'm sure I have never seen him in my life! I'm not going to write back because he has annoyed me. If he wants to be friends, why doesn't he just say so? Instead, he is trying to convince me I am suffering from some serious memory loss. Does he think I'm a complete idiot?!